The Auburn Elvis Blog

On Friday, my friend Denver called to confirm our trip next weekend to the Vandy game. During the conversation, he asked how I felt about the Florida game. I told him, if Auburn doesn’t turn it over on the opening drive, they’ll win.
So, there you go.

Yeah… um… what was up with that? If it hadn’t been for a missed NMSU point-after kick, the game would have been tied 21-all at the half. Fortunately for Auburn, five second-half touchdowns put the game away.
Hopefully, this is the game Auburn needed to finally get on track offensively.
Side note:
I opted not to pony-up $15 […]

Answer: If he had any compassion, he’d cut Auburn in for at least half.
Every season, Croom’s bulldogs beat someone they absolutely shouldn’t, thus saving his job for one more year. I have nothing against the man (I actually root for him most games since Bama treated him so poorly). Still, I was hoping this year’s […]

Oh man… where to begin?
If Auburn had any kind of offensive consistency, we’d have won that game… easily.
Apparently the assistant coaches need to work on Fannin’s transition from a high school quarterback to a college runningback a little more… specifically, his ball-carrying technique (or lack thereof.)
Matt Grothe’s good, but not unbeatable. The South Florida QB […]

Actually, I was worried for many seconds. But hey, a win’s a win.
I didn’t go to the game. But I watched every bit of it (minus about 5 minutes while ESPN cut away to show some guy throwing a baseball for some pro team basically do as little work as possible - riveting) at my […]