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Over the past few years, I’ve made a concentrated effort to take this whole Auburn Elvis thing to “the next level.” Putting on the suit, posing for some photos, and getting on TV has been fun, but are there more possibilities? Ideally, I think my goal is to become a fixture of Auburn athletics, to the point of one day being a minor sports celebrity.

But how can I achieve this, and, how will I know once I have?

There simply aren’t enough role models out there for what I’m trying to accomplish (the reason for this, is a discussion for another day). I guess I’m hoping to end up as some sort of a cross between Subway’s Jared, the Star Wars Kid, and the Washington Redskins’ Hogettes.

Besides the famous fans mentioned above, here are some other “inspirations”:

  • Big Chief Boom-Boom
  • Cleveland’s Dawg Pound
  • The Rainbow Man/ John 3:16 Guy
  • FSU Cowgirls (listed to represent ALL sports-related skank-fans)
  • Raider Nation
  • Volunteer Navy
  • Steve Bartman
  • From studying this list, I think a definite distinction can be made between “superfan” and “minor sports celebrity.” Superfans are generally, average folks who have a passion for a certain team and incorporate some sort of quirk or gimmick into their sports passion. Minor sports celebrities are superfans who (perhaps unintentionally) have parlayed their quirk or gimmick into a higher level of notoriety. In many ways, I’m already a superfan. The trick is becoming a minor celebrity.

    So what benchmarks will signify attainment of my goal? First, let’s look at what characterizes a superfan.:

  • Having one’s own Wikipedia entry - A nice start (I currently don’t have one), but not that prestigious, since ANYONE can write a Wiki entry about ANYTHING.
  • Getting a photo and/or article in a local or regional publication, or in the Internet version of some other media - This hasn’t happened yet (well, there was that one CSTV interview… but it was mostly about the tackling dummy I made for my two-year-old son) but a nice lady from Auburn’s “Tiger Roar” magazine did stop me to snap my photo at a recent game.
  • Being shown and/or commented on TV during a game - Been there. Done that.
  • Being stopped numerous times at events for photos and/ or autographs - Again, this happens to me all the time.
  • Becoming a minor celebrity, however, indicates a shaping of pop culture; something bold, something like:

  • Becoming an “official” spokesperson for the team, school or some facet thereof
  • Being extensively reported on by the national and/or world media
  • Having references made of you in multiple media outlets
  • Testifying before Congress
  • Appearing in a national ad campaign
  • Having an “official” sports entity distribute merchandise of your likeness
  • Receiving “substantial” compensation for appearances and/or performances
  • Being loved (or reviled) by thousands of other fans.
  • Obviously, I’m not a minor celebrity yet. But who knows? Maybe one day…



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