The Auburn Elvis Blog

I wouldn’t have given you 2 cents for Auburn’s chances at the end of the first quarter. I was so depressed, I stopped watching the game and went down into my shop to work on Christmas gifts. I popped back up occasionally to see how bad things had gotten. I did get to see the […]

I don’t really want to wade into the quagmire (who has that much free time?). I just thought this was the next logical step in the media circus.
But of course, I have my opinions, just like everyone else. If Cam & Fam solicited extra benefits, if Auburn paid them, and if everyone’s covering for him, […]

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
Actually, schadenfreude can be a pretty wonderful thing too.
Christmas came for the second time this year, and it’s only November. Here’s my adaptation of CBS’s requisite end-game shot of a losing fan (usually, a small child) being brought to tears. […]

By now, everyone should know about these awesome photos from the Auburn Football Team’s Halloween Party. They asked for captions and I delivered. I proudly present this masterpiece in the left-hand thumbnail.
Thanks to the fine folks at The War Eagle Reader for letting me use the photo.