The Auburn Elvis Blog

Things started great, then looked crappy, then looked great, then got even better. A visit from Ole Miss is just what the doctor order.
And how sweet was that catch by Lutzenkirchen? RELEASE THE KIRCHEN, indeed.
Made this:

Mallory Rubin & Stewart Mandel have deigned to answer another Auburn Elvis question:
Dear Mallory & [Stewart],
There’s no doubt LSU’s Brad Wing is one of, if not, THE best punter(s) in college football. It’s also a shame that his incredible fake-punt-touchdown was called back, but wasn’t his taunting exactly what the rule was intended to punish? […]

With reports that Auburn officials would gladly jump to the East should Missouri join the SEC, I felt the need to communicate how viemently I oppose leaving the same division as our deepest rival. Here’s my letter to the Auburn Athletic Department:
Dear Auburn Athletic Department:
Recent news reports have stated that as the SEC considers expanding […]

So, the last time USC beat Auburn, it was 1933. That prompted me to create this: